Chunk of concrete vs. gun: Gun wins
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A Malden man is charged with shooting another man during a Downtown Crossing fight that proved to be "the violent denouement to a running conflict" in several night clubs late Saturday and early Sunday, the Suffolk County DA's office reports.
Jarri L. Cash, 26, pleaded innocent in Boston Municipal Court today to unlawful possession of a firearm and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon causing serious bodily injury. His victim was taken away from the parking lot at Washington and Avenue de Lafayette in critical condition after Cash shot him before the guy could throw "a large piece of concrete" at Cash, prosecutors say.
Prosecutors allege the two men belonged to separate groups that had engaged in a night of arguments at local nightclubs.
When the clubs closed for the night and patrons mingled in the streets, they became involved in a physical clash with Cash's foe prevailing.
The men went separate ways but soon encountered one another again. In the altercation that followed, Cash emerged the victor and went to his 1997 Nissan. At about this time, the shooting victim returned with a large piece of concrete and appeared ready to throw it at Cash, who retrieved a handgun from beneath his seat and fired it, hitting the victim multiple times in the chest and arm.
Prosecutors do allow as how Cash approached responding Boston police officers and told them he had shot the other man.

Never bring a chunck of
Never bring a chunck of concrete to a gun fight.
Although this'll come off as
Although this'll come off as a little city-sadistic...I'm actually glad the two of these jerkies had a history with each other...
That was right by the Ritz...and at 2am on a Sunday that still shouldve had a lot of people around...at least it wasnt random.
BTW thanks for the f/u
Where were paper and scissors?
Sometimes my kids say "rock paper scissors SHOOT" as a tie breaker when they vie for something. They mean "play" not "shoot a gun", but it still reminds me of this. This guy actually DID shoot when the other guy played "rock".
Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, paper beats rock, and gun beats rock too!
Shoes
My son used to say "rock paper scissors SHOE" which always made me laugh really hard. We tried to figure out what shoe beats, we figured it could step on any of the above.
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