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Booing the Great State of Massachusetts
By adamg on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 11:15pm
Well! Seems there were a few boos tonight when, before casting its votes in Denver, the leader of the Massachusetts delegation included the Red Sox and Celtics in the traditional list of things that make this Great State such a Great State. That's just fine with Beth:
... I don't know what I love more - that it's so perfectly, exquisitely Massholish or that the delegation from the great state of Mass actually incited boos during the formal nomination process for President of the United States.
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"masshole" being abused
Name a pro sports team over the PA in a packed house stadium anywhere in the US and unless its the home stadium, you can pretty much expect boos.
At least, they didn't break out into the repetitive chant Red Sox Suck, Red Sox Suck which would be more in keeping with the style of sawx fanatics.
The term Masshole is being abused here and I wont stand for it. It is a noun that refers to people from Massachusetts who behave like assholes, not an adjective that refers to people from other states who act like assholes from Massachusetts.
Nobody boos the
Nobody boos the Commonwealth!
Unleash our great army of grad students, hippies, undergrads, yuppies, and Dukakis on all those states who booed!
Libertarian Conventions
A bit off-topic, but I thought some of you might find this entertaining.
At Libertarian conventions - I've attended a few - when the roll of states is called, the delegation chair generally responds by spouting off a list of things that is terribly wrong with the state (at least, insofar as Libertarian dogma is concerned.) This is usually answered with either laughter or mock cheers/boos. It's a very refreshing change from the usual listing of superlatives.
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I always liked the
I always liked the Libertarians and how they do business, they seem like lots of fun and my sort of people... That is until I hear their platforms and I get concerned for my personal safety, the education of my kids (they dont exist yet , but will, maybe in 20 years) the security of the country and all sorts of other things we depend on the governemnft for. They sound like the voice of reason until it is your local cop that you lose, or the school starts charging you 100 dollars a game for playing in highschool football.
Anon, your lack of reading comprehension
...is enough to make my eyes bleed.
The original post is referring to the delegation from Mass essentially yelling out "Go Sox" in the midst of a formal political proceeding as Massholish, not the booing (and for anyone waiting to jump on that, it was deemed "Massholish" with affection). If you'd bothered to read the post (which is about two sentences longer than the excerpt here) you might realize that.
Also, I will never understand why people waste the time, energy and pixels on the Interwebs to write and leave anonymous comments talking about why something is NOT interesting - (i.e. your comment about "name any sports team...")
I know it's only once every 4 years...
...but don't you watch convention roll calls occasionally?
The delegation didn't "essentially" do anything that any other delegation ever does. They always list off all the "cool things" about their state. For example, Maryland talked about being the home of the Star Spangled Banner. Susan Milligan noted:
There's so much boasting and back-patting in the roll call that what was said was hardly out of place at all for such a "formal" proceeding.
i'm so thrilled to be splitting hairs about this
I've now written more words about this here than in the original post.
I thought it was a funny, cute, and VERY Massachusetts moment. That's it. Saw that, went "huh". And posted two grafs. Had I known the post would be subject to such intense peer review, I would certainly have researched it more thoroughly.
Um?
Welcome to the interwebs?
Beth, I hear you callin, I cant come home right now...
Welcome to Universal Hub. You fit right in.
I want to see your eyes bleed.
I confess that I didn't read the links, I just read Adam G's post titled "Booing the Great State of Massachusetts". My misinterpretation of your story is in part Adam's fault for misrepresenting it. You may re-read my comment, keeping only Adam's representation in mind and judge it on that basis. From that perspective, I don't think it will make your eyes bleed... truth be told, I'd actually love to see that, Beth. Not that I wish any harm on you, just that it would be wicked cool and totally creep me out.
Like I said, I was mislead by Adam's misrepresentation but I take responsibility for not clicking through. Consider this, if you got on the PA at Yankee Stadium and said something complimentary about the Red Sox, you would be roundly boo'ed. It should not come as a surprise. I did not say it was uninteresting: I suggested the reaction was entirely predictable.
I reaffirm my objection to your misuse use of the word "Masshole". Masshole is a noun (pejorative, slang). The word is used to identify residents of Massachusetts who behave characteristically rude in public, such as while driving. It is not a term of endearment.
There is such no adjective as "massholish." That said, I'll admit that my strident objection is silly given that the word has not found it way into any dictionary except the urban dictionary and wikipedia. Keep posting, and please don't take all my posts too seriously.
By the way, my pseudonym is 'Anonymous' but there is only one of me, not many, so you can be sure I am not posting Anonymously, as it is always me. That may seem like an existential conundrum but it isn't. Maybe, I should change it to "Ralph." Who wants to bid on the moniker, Anonymous. It's up for auction to the highest bidder. I may even settle for a dozen posters of max headroom.
My apologies for any misinterpretation
I got what Beth was saying, and if I made it sound like it was the booing that was "Massholish," it wasn't my intent.
As for what a Masshole is or isn't, I've certainly used it in the perjorative sense a time or two (or 100). But I also recognize that some people use it as a badge of honor - just like New Englanders did (queue fife and drum) in 1775 when the Redcoats derided them as "Yankees."
What??
Are you calling us Yankee fans?!?
F The Yankees!
*grumble*Giambi*...*Okajima*...
Massholish - badge of honor
I'd be interested to see citations of that usage, if only to disavow myself of my own uninformed protestations.
An example
Wear your Masshole t-shirt with pride.
great website. thanks.
nowhere does it reference "massholish".
Don't make me get all Massholish on your ass
Google "massholish" and see what comes up, even after you subtract the two references from this here site. Granted, not thousands upon thousands of references, but enough to suggest that people have been using it without permission from the local language polizei.
language polizei
Don't go all Gerhardsteinerish on me. Google that word and tell two dosen hits confirms the word is in common usage.
Massholish, seriously. If anything Massholic would be the right form of the adjective.
I wish you luck
In your quest to enforce proper "Masshole" usage. Truly a crusade to be proud of!
OH THE SNARK... that just might qualify you as a
MASSHOLE. Anyway, it was rather massaholic of you.
Now, take a picture of you eyes bleeding and post a copy in the comments.
Boston sports fans need to
Boston sports fans need to take the Rula Lenska attitude towards the envy/hostility we get from around the country - "Don't hate us because we're beautiful." It's not our fault that our teams kick their teams' asses.