If the Onion ever runs a column about the Shaws card

By adamg - 9/18/08 - 4:52 pm

It will read something like I am a Shaws card holder.

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Hispanic! Hispanic! Hispanic!

By Jay Levitt - 9/18/08 - 9:00 pm
#1

n/t

If I were to have written that

By Spatch - 9/19/08 - 8:09 am
#2

I probably would have named it I Am A Shaw's Card Oops No Wait That's My CVS Card Sorry They Look Alike In This Light One Sec I Think I've Got It Here Somewhere Geesh You'd Think I'd Have Learned By Now And Kept Them On Opposite Sides Of My Wallet Ah There You Go Here Is My Shaw's Card Holder.

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