Ahhhhhh!

Maybe my favorite pirate-themed joke yet. Well done, sir.

I be havin' t' admit that 't tookst me a wee seconds t' get th' joke.

I canna quite picture how that would sound (t' mix a metaphor), an' would rather nay rupture me throat tryin'.

I can, however, do th' traditional "Aarrr!" pretty decently (or perhaps indecently would be more accurate).

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

Ya lily livered scallywag!

Well done, sir.