Travel rules for New Englanders
Pahkcah02 begins to compile rules for New Englanders on the other side of the Berkshires or the Sound:
... When travelling, people from New England think it's their top priority to let everyone that they're from New England. They will often avoid anyone native to the area that they are actually visiting if it takes time away from their second most important task, which is seeking out other New Englanders. When meeting another New Englander for the first time, the volume of their voice escalates and they'll say things like "oh, you're from Bangor? My cousin once lived there!". Our new common bond re-iterates the fact that New Englanders will never have to wander the earth alone.
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Hmm...
I always associate rule #1 with Californians. They will then go on to describe how much better the temperature/waterfall/ food/architecture/ocean/trees/people or whatever is better in California, making me wonder why they bother to travel in the first place
so true
That's my experience as well... especially difficult for many Southern Californians to understand is why anyone would live in a region with a cold and snowy winter season. I shared a dining table on an Amtrak train with a guy from San Diego who just wouldn't stop bashing every other city he's visited in comparison to San Diego.
I heard San Diego has really
I heard San Diego has really nice weather with high lows in the winter and low highs in the summer. I guess my complaint would be the blandness, but if thats what your used to I can understand why you wouldnt like other parts of the country where temps can hit very high and very low. I can also understand why warm weather people would dislike ice and snow, because I honestly get sick of it pretty fast and I actually dont even mind the cold all that much.
I think it just goes to show people like where they live, and like to talk about it when they arent there. Its not just New england, its everywhere.
Sandy Eggo
I put it on my "nice place to visit" list. The city itself is a jewell with great weather and a lovely mellow. But this is all a major tease. Few area residents seem able to take advantage of the charmingness and end up in the sprawl.
Unless you can manage to get a job and a home right in the city, you'd better like getting up at 4:30 am and driving in traffic from 5:30 to 6:30. The cost of housing means most home owners and families end up outside the city and away from the coast where it gets really hot and dry and wildfires and air pollution are a serious issues.
"%^&*( Walk game" Damn
"%^&*( Walk game"
Damn straight, get out of the way if you dont want to walk! Maybe its an East Coast thing because Ive seen it in DC too (although DC is overun by New Englanders and New Yorkers so maybe its just a culutural overflow?) I just know the escalator game is real fun in DC because those escalators are so damn long and deep. Ive been known to throw in the towel on those and just stand off to the right hand side with all the stragglers on those escalators.
Jaywalking
Every time I go to San Francisco, I'm always amazed at how the non-Bostonian tourists down by Fisherman's Wharf just stand at the corner, even if there is no car in sight, if they have a red light.
jaywalkers
if memory serves, a jaywalking college student from Boston just bought the farm in Manhattan traffic. The car that hit him was unaware of his provenance. Darwin Award?
And I laugh like hell as I cross the street.
I've really tried to get used to things out here - doors to shops that open the opposite way, the constant marine layer and city streets that smell of sewer gas - but waiting patiently for lights to change in order to cross? Nope. Can't do it. At least in the financial district I'm not alone. There's always a few of us stepping out into the street to gauge the traffic in order to make our mad dash to the opposite side. Muni (the San Francisco public transportation system) is just as crappy as the T so every second counts.
Of course Fishermans' Wharf tourists are always suspect. They must all be from Nebraska.