Oh, so that's what happened to ol' Christian Karl Gehartsreiter
A Suffolk County grand jury today indicted the Suspect Formerly Known as Clark Rockefeller on charges of parental kidnapping, assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Oh, and providing a false name to police (yes, just one).
He's to be a good chap and report to Suffolk Superior Court on Monday for arraignment, the Suffolk County DA's office reports.
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I thought he was still be
I thought he was still being held without bail.
That's why he'll be a good chap and show up
It was a (OK, poor) attempt at humor.