Alleged dumbasses partake of some overnight hospitality at city expense

Boston Police report on three incidents early this morning:

When officers separated two battlin' betties at Causeway and Lancaster streets around 1 this morning, the more combative of the two was having none of it:

[W]hen officers asked suspect #1 to provide identification, suspect #1 threw an id at the at the officers and stated, "Get it yourself." While officers attempted to question suspect #1 about the incident, the suspect became verbally abusive towards the officers. When officers informed the suspect that she was being placed under arrest, suspect #1 grabbed at one of the officers gun belts and yelled, "Arrest me! F*#k you!"

Proving chivalry is not dead, the officer promptly complied with her request.

This was about 40 minutes after officers busted up a party at 16 Stockwell St. on Mission Hill, allegedly given by a couple of young men not old enough to be in possession of alcohol themselves, let alone to be providing it to others.

Around 1:55 a.m., police say, they broke up a shouting match between a bicylist and a cabbie at Boylston St. and Mass. Ave. over who was at fault in a near collision between the two. Police say they arrested the cabbie when they determined he did not have a license (ah, something else to think about the next time you get into a Boston cab).