Bostonians abroad, Evil Empire edition

Poor, poor Sox fans trapped in New York. Won't you help?

... In the Bronx, there's "Dewey" whose wife won't let him dress his baby in the cutest little Red Sox "one-sie"; the East Side is home to 14 year old "Rico" whose sadistic uncle refers to him only as "Derek" ...

Also check out the rest of their site:

Fifth Column Effort Ahead of Schedule:
* Chowderhead elected NYC Mayor
* Boston Sports Bar Opened in Midtown
* Manhattanites Get Home Delivery of Globe
_ Triboro Bridge Tolls Applied To Big Dig Overruns

Via Jay.