Getting off on the train
Sarah gets that Emily Post feeling when she notices the young couple across from her on the Red Line making out. At 7:45 in the morning:
... I just don't need to hear wet, sucking sounds while I try and look away as his hand moves from her face down her neck and to her breast/shoulder. ...
But it gets even better when a male acquaintance of theirs gets on at Central and snuggles in.
Meanwhile, over on the Orange Line, idreamlikethis reports:
... When I got on the orange line at north station, I happened to sit in front of a couple that was making out, and doing some REALLY heavy petting. On a fucking crowded train. They were gropping eachother, and put their hands down one anothers pants. It was fucked up. I had to get up and move, because it was gross. They were in their 40s too. ewwwwww. ...
Ed. note: Yes, of course, people over 40 should never leave the retirement home. Don't they know what they look like?
Ed. ed. note: The above ed. note was meant to be a sarcastic comment on the way the poster seemed as disgusted by the couple's apparent age as by what they were doing. It was NOT meant to be a crack about people actually over 40, which would be wicked stupid, given that I am part of that demographic.