Why does Weston hate America?

Weston tries to keep a Dunkin' Donuts out of town. And since America runs on Dunkin', ergo ...

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Weston Doesn't Hate America

After all they "let people from other places drive on their roads - isn't that enough?".

(to paraphrase a nimbolic idiot during a hearing on turning an abandoned railway into a bike trail)

American Runs on Dunkin? I guess that 90% of the continental US must not run then ...

Not only do they let us

Not only do they let us drive on their roads, they let the Pike build facilities to take our money! What a gracious gesture.

coffee spigots

Weston town officials are coffee bigots. They allow only dark roast; not the pale arabic types.

Fresh every four hours

I wonder how quickly the venerable town fathers of Weston would approve the DD if the owner were to propose turning it into a Hooters instead...?

Concord once tried to ban Papa Gino's

By outlawing paper plates, since they couldn't just come right out and ban a specific chain. So the Concord Papa Gino's became the only one to use china (hmm, I wonder if it's still on Thoreau Street and, if so, if they still use china?)

La-Di-Dah Dedham has had as

La-Di-Dah Dedham has had a fast food ban for years. They finally let in Krispy Kreme, and they closed within a year or two.

A Burger King would look great in that space.

They do have a Papa Gino's

And they serve on paper plates.

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