Meat mystery deepens in Framingham
By adamg - Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:51am.
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5. Drop it by the tree, Lee
Easy enough to catch them
Since the meat is always put in pretty much the same place, maybe the cops should have a steak out?
When they catch the perpetrator, will they grill the suspects? Or just the evidence?
Yeah, what's their beef, anyway?
Fortunately, the Framingham cops are A-1; I'm sure they've already herd something.
Is this worth stewing about?
Or is meat dropping even a crime?
I wonder if there is some sort of modern performance art involved.
I'll be frank
I can't wait for the suspect to be revealed.
The Charge?
Will they be charged with giving the police a bum steer? Some other offal crime?
Or, since this is Framing Ham, will they just blame it on a pig?
We don't understand all of the ram-ifications
Ewe know,
...talking about rams in a food thread isn't really germane.
Cops don't have a haunch
completely buffaloed