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Cambridge gets all the good conspiracy mail

Bri reports on the mailings only people in Cambridge and a few other select cities (Westwood and Berkeley, CA, New Haven, Ithaca and Ann Arbor) got the other day, something about the Las Vegas Mob rigging sporting events. Sorry, the Mob and the CIA:

I was followed by over 20 cars driven by either private detectives or CIA agents. It was easy to identify the CIA because of the car colors they chose: white for good, black for evil, red for control, green for money, blue for sanity, and yellow for minor sin.

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I got that mailing in 02139. Started giving it the fastest skim, got to the part about color-coded CIA cars, and into the recycling it went without another thought.

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But completely missed the part about color-coded cars. I'm glad you posted it... that's classic.

"I knew I was being followed; the pattern was distinctive. First, a man would walk by; then a woman; then two men. Sometimes, they'd switch the order, or the gender, just to trick me."

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Ron Paul must be in there somewhere. Or at least a Paulonaut.

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...Mind control!!

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