Idiot and in-labor wife try to get from Dracut to Mt. Auburn during rush-hour

...and get a ticket from an unamused trooper.

Seriously, if you've been "talking for ten months" about how you really want to go to Mt. Auburn and recognize if you go into labor during rush-hour...how about a backup plan? Or stay with friends nearer Boston as she gets near her due date? Or call an ambulance so your Special Little Snowflake can be born at the hospital 35 miles from home? John, here's what they look like.

My favorite part of the story- Davis claims he was told by other troopers to use the emergency lane, but "drive carefully and keep your hazard lights on." Blinkahs: the Masshole Get Out of Any Traffic Idiocy For Free cahd.