Avocado in the snow

We've all seen lost gloves in the snow. Matthew Sachs, though, spotted his first lost avocado in the snow, near Portland Street and Broadway in Cambridge. It was such a startling sight, he was inspired to poetry:

An avocado in the snow.
Who left it there? I do not know.
Not Father, Son, nor Ghost so holy,
Rebirths you into guacamole. ...