Wormtown beetle battle is on
By adamg - 1/5/09 - 10:22 pm
Worcester Beetle Battle Reaches Destructive Phase.
I've probably been following the whole beetle thing more closely than somebody living nowhere near Worcester should, but I must admit I'm linking to that story mainly because, like pretty much every other account today, the headline uses the phrase "Beetle battle" and I can't stop repeating that: Beetle battle. Beetle battle. Beetle battle.

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Oh, no, Seuss
Damn. I had forgotten the far too often read Fox in Socks. "...When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles..."
Oh no, indeed!
"This is what I call a tweedle poodle beetle noodle puddle bottle paddle battle muddle. AND..."
Now I'm going to have that running through my head all day. At least it doesn't have a tune besides.