The one thing you must not buy at a sex-toy party
By adamg - Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:27pm.
Flossy reports on the aftermath of an "inner-goddess party." Sometimes, cheap just isn't worth it.
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Flossy reports on the aftermath of an "inner-goddess party." Sometimes, cheap just isn't worth it.
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I thought the sleeve thing
I thought the sleeve thing sounded hilarious. If I were married and my wife came home with such a contraption I dont know what I would say. Its like turning that aspect of sex into a chore like moping the floor or peeling garlic.
Hmmmmmm...
Bad episode of "Sleeve it to Beaver!"
Head case
Women think that they'll be able to get out of doing something they consider laborious on their husbands
Save the $25 for the labor-saving appliance, Flossy -- get yourself a new attitude and a How To guide. (Yep, you can Google it.)
I noticed that. Just another
I noticed that. Just another reason to legalize brothels. It spares the Princess from doing that icky chore, and redistributes wealth without government bureaucracy. And the guy doesn't mind either. Win-win-win.
How about a vending machine
Not that women are human, but a coin op device to satisfy all your entitlement needs?
Not everybody enjoys every sex practice out there ... and people do have the right to say no to things they don't like without being Princes and Princesses. Puhleeze.
You make my point.
You make my point.
You make it sounds like its
You make it sounds like its some sort of fetish or B/D thing, its a fairly simple procedure...
oral is standard
Dan Savage's take.
Standard
Not automatic. Gotta be in gear before engaging the clutch.
Yeah, because otherwise
You might pop a wheelie prematurely.
Are you serious
Was that a serious post?
Serious Post?
You mean like John Holmes? No. Not a serious post to be had.
Sex is like a French Toast Alert: you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Heh
Heh, good one!
if those look like the weird
if those look like the weird things I think they are (that you can also by, smaller I assume, versions of as kids toys), all I can say is that the men who participated are quite good sports.