What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It's Ask The Phoenix Political Reporter Anything Day again. Now, last time, we were a bit sophomoric, so let's ask him about Obama or the state budget crisis or Sam Yoon or something, rather, than, oh, a list of stupid questions. And Zak? That Rule 34 thing? Oh, never mind, you're going to ask about that no matter what I say.