By adamg - 1/25/09 - 7:55 pm
Fios Guy
17% (38 votes)
Cable Guy
21% (46 votes)
Progressive Insurance Greeter Lady
40% (88 votes)
Stupid Poll Creator Guy
23% (50 votes)
Total votes: 222

Comments
Don't touch my FIOS guy!
He's the one who keeps me connected to the interwebs!
And give Verizon some credit
For ditching Creepy Pedophile Fios Guy.
You don't live in Boston, do you?
See, we have black people here in the city, and Verizon don't play that.
(I kid, but look at a map of FiOS deployments. Now look at a census chart. Mmm hmm...)
Y'know, I just ran my address through their FiOS checker, and it claims that they don't provide local phone service in my area. WTF? Verizon doesn't service in Boston?
Is there anything you see in shades of gray?
Not everybody is out to get you, really!
Is Verizon really racist? Or is there some sort of struggle going on with the mayor that neither of the local papers have seen fit to write about and which has nothing at all to do with race? Verizon may not be anybody's favorite near-monopoly, but give them some credit: Are they really so racist they would refuse to cable up Dorchester (where, for that matter, they have their only Fios installation in the city) and so give up a chance to service well off areas such as Beacon Hill, the Back Bay, the North End and West Roxbury?
I was mostly kidding
...but back in 2005, Markey used terms like "economic red-lining", and "diverse populations".
http://www.boston.com/business/technology/articles/2005/02/09/rollout_by_verizon_triggers_concerns/
"I would be very interested to see which communities are going to be on Verizon's next list of deployment to see whether places like Malden that have diverse populations and more moderate incomes are going to be provided with these competitive services," Markey added.
Guess what? He was right. Malden went live around the fall of 2008. Three years and dozens upon dozens of smaller towns and cities got there first.
I believe Verizon's rollout has been mostly based on economic census/market data. I also believe that they are holding Boston hostage until the legislature/governor gives them what they really want: the whole town-by-town cable franchise model struck. Or better yet, get an exemption so that Comcast and RCN are still hobbled by the franchise model and Verizon has yet another massive competitive advantage.
My rub is this: Verizon is a common carrier. The original idea was that in exchange for having access to the public way for their wires (and tax dollars in the form of subsidies) they provide service without discrimination. If I live in Athol, I'm as equally entitled to a telephone line as someone living in Boston.
Many moons ago I ordered a T1 line for a former employer. They had to pull fiber all the way from the local switching office. We (and our ISP) were charged a flat install fee and line charge. It cost them tens of thousands of dollars, took weeks with trucks setting up shop here and there between manholes. The engineer in charge of the whole thing grumbled that Verizon, even if they sold full T1's to everyone in our building (~6-10 tenants), would never make the cost of install back.
Too bad. That's the whole point of being a common carrier- the money you charge me for a $100,000 install evens out with the same money you charge the ten guys in already-wired, densely populated areas you only need to bring in a lineman to run a pair from the street for.
Unfortunately, Verizon has taken advantage of the subsidies and public-way access to wire up their infrastructure and compete is a market they were never intended to be allowed into (television) and while entering that new market they did precisely what a common carrier is never supposed to be allowed to do: pick and choose what markets to serve. They did it with DSL, too, and on a regulatory/legislative level, nobody gave a shit.
If our state and federal regulators were on the case, I should be able to phone up Verizon tomorrow and say "gimme Fios", and they'd have to MAKE it happen- install the stuff in the CO, run the fiber to my neighborhood if they had to. And if they refused, I could sic the PUC on them for failing to live up to their common carrier status.
I dont live in Boston, but I
I dont live in Boston, but I dont have FIOS yet either. I happen to live in a community that isnt well off, and I fully understand that it will take longer for me to get FIOS then it would take Waltham or even Woburn. While I can afford FIOS and would get it the day after it came to town (and have friends near me who are just as anxious to jump on the fiber optics band wagon) I also know that most of my neighbors will not switch quite as fast. For one thing theres the monetary aspect. Another thing is many people in these urban areas use the Dish for their TV because the Dish offers better international and multilingual programming then other mediums, so even in cases where people can afford FIOS tv they may not switch over from their satellite dishes anyway (I know many of my neighbors have these dishes because you can see them from the street, but when I drive through some less urban areas I dont see any many dishes.)
I guess you can call that racist, but I call it good business sense. It costs more to deploy this stuff in heavily settled urban areas, and there are less people who can afford to sign up for it so if your Verizon your going to go for the low hanging fruit and then work your way into the more complicated areas. If there were a black or spanish city/town that was well off enough to have a good number of the residents who can afford to pay for broadband you know Verizon would be there tomorrow putting in fiber optics.
If you want FIOS today move to Waltham...
Not even close...
Bob's Furniture Guy.
But when he's done you can toss in that shrill Bob's Furniture gal.
Huh?
If it's only big enough for one person, why am I being asked who goes in first? Doesn't that imply someone goes second (into a vat big enough for one person)? Who proofreads these polls? I say stick him/her in.
You did notice the last choice in the poll, no?
No?
Cat Lady
I'd probably do that 90-year old landlady and all of those animals a solid (favor) by dipping that crazed Cat Lady of Beacon Hill/Plymouth.
she's on my good side for one reason
...when Romney got on the T to show us all it was safe (for ONE STOP!), whether by accident or planning, she was there and got all in his grill.
White ultrarich republican asshole thinks token effort to show The Masses something is "safe" is necessary, and instead learns what The Masses knew all along: public transit has a low entry barrier and includes a lot of people who are nuts.
I mean seriously, the man stepped onto the T for probably the first time in his life, for a five minute journey, and ran smack into the state's most visible/famous mental health patient. DELICIOUS.
It was even better than the fact that he a)didn't pay his fare and b)had no fucking clue what the fare actually was...right after a big public furor over the fare being raised.
Stopped clocks and all that
Sorry, but being right about Romney doesn't justify freezers full of dead cats, destroying apartments owned by 90-year-old women, etc., etc., etc. She's a menace.
again, joking.
yeesh...
More smiley faces!
Because I've clearly become humor impaired in my old age.
What, I can't vote for Dan Shaughnessy?
awww c'mon, don't be dissin' FLO!
I've got a huge crush on Flo, the greeter from the Progressive commercials, second only to the Utz potato chip girl(it's the bow!)
I'm glad to see
I'm not the only one who voted for the Progressive greeter. It's people like her who drive me up a wall some days.
Progressive lady mashup
of your nightmares. Arrgh! You win!
I Like The Progressive Lady
As a matter of fact, I think she's sexy. Of course, I thought Penny Marshall was sexy on Laverne & Shirley, too.
Oooooh, I just thought about both of them in a big bubble bath. I have to go take care of something.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
The Gal that really makes Suldog nuts
Like, Planters nuts!