Hostile takeover on the Red Line

Kayleigh's Red Line commute from Alewife did not get off to a good start this morning:

... Fortunately, I somehow popped in through an door with an empty seat right beside it. Feeling lucky, I inspected the seat for gum, and was turning around to sit when suddenly a woman rushed in UNDERNEATH ME and sat in the seat! She gave me a shove with her arm and hate lasers shot out of eyes. I said something like "Whoa!" and backed away before she could whip out a knife. She continued to stare at me, like a feral animal ready to bite. The odd thing was the train car still had plenty of open seats – including two directly beside the one she'd just pushed me for. ...

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opposite experience

I once sneezed (held my nose, leaned forward, trying to be polite) on the red line on the early side of rush hour.

The lady next to me took that as a signal to LEAP out of her seat and BOLT for the other end of the car.

This did not go unnoticed by the 4 people opposite me, who stared after her, turned back, and started laughing. One of the four said "I'm not sure if you should take that personally..."

I just would have sat down

I just would have sat down next to her and smiled at her.

Shades of ...

Cosmo Kramer!

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