The Hooker and Gauze Shirt Guy: A drama in one act

By adamg - 4/9/09 - 1:02 pm

Lisa is waiting at the Green Dragon for a friend she hasn't seen in ages when a woman walks up to the bar and strikes up a conversation with her. Turns out she's a hooker, just in from the Coast, and she's there to meet one of her friends, too:

... He's tall. Wavy brown hair that is very styled. Lots of product. His shirt looks like it's made of gauze. This is comforting, should we need first aid supplies.

He drops a bottle on the ground and picks it up, turning to my new friend, "Is this yours?" The bottle reads: Colon Prep. She (and I don’t know if this is part of Escort 101) doesn't even bat an eye and says, no, someone else must have dropped it. ...

Comments

Colon Prep

By Will LaTulippe - 4/9/09 - 1:13 pm
#1

On that basis alone, this is the greatest post in UH history.

Willy's biased

By Sock_Puppet - 4/9/09 - 1:23 pm
#2

On account of it being his Alma Mater.

You Sure?

By SwirlyGrrl - 4/9/09 - 1:37 pm
#3

I thought I spotted him in an old Dummer Academy class photo.

Both right

By Sock_Puppet - 4/9/09 - 2:14 pm
#4

That's where he went after he got expelled.

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