The Hooker and Gauze Shirt Guy: A drama in one act

Lisa is waiting at the Green Dragon for a friend she hasn't seen in ages when a woman walks up to the bar and strikes up a conversation with her. Turns out she's a hooker, just in from the Coast, and she's there to meet one of her friends, too:

... He's tall. Wavy brown hair that is very styled. Lots of product. His shirt looks like it's made of gauze. This is comforting, should we need first aid supplies.

He drops a bottle on the ground and picks it up, turning to my new friend, "Is this yours?" The bottle reads: Colon Prep. She (and I don’t know if this is part of Escort 101) doesn't even bat an eye and says, no, someone else must have dropped it. ...