Rainout saved Sox fans from horrible food fate

An Ohio man is charged with absconding with a truckload of ketchup that was meant to go on hamburgers and hot dogs at the Red Sox home opener this past Monday.

The Sidney (Ohio) Daily News pours out the story:

"On Monday I got an e-mail asking where the load was at, and that it was an important," said Kevin Mitchell, manger of the Sidney terminal for Crosby Trucking Services, 3858 Michigan St.

"That's when I was told the ketchup was for the Red Sox home opener."

Police, relishing the idea of capturing a nefarious hamburgler, managed to catch up with Christopher G. Kindle at his heinzout in Jackson Center, OH. The paper reports Kindle was at first sloooow with info on the missing trailer, but that after cops squeezed him, he admitted he'd left the trailer, along with its load of $43,000 worth of ketchup bottles - at a Tennessee truck stop.

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Comments

Bun Puns

LOL. Great, but Adam you missed one more good pun: "Police, relishing the idea of capturing a nefarious hamburgler, managed to CATSUP with Christopher G. Kindle"

Heh, I was trying to be subtle for a change

They manged to CATCH UP with ...

And the Hunt's was on

Someone conned a mint of precious cargo.

As theives go ...

this one simply didn't cut the mustard. Wurst robber ever.

My condiments to the police for nabbing this cat-sup burgerlar.

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