Furore as Redcoat stabs, beats Jason Russell to death in front of his own home this very afternoon.
Reports reach us that chastened regulars beating a slow retreat from their whupping at North Bridge in Concord this morning set upon the citizens of Menotomy, attempting to ransack and burn down houses in the village as brave patriots assembled at Jason Russell's house to try to stop them.
Attacked from two sides, the Patriots fell victim to His Majesty's Loathsome Musketballs and Swords:
Such was the infamy of the day's events that one can only imagine that, two centuries hence, people will still remember what happened this day:
Pray tell, what manner of nonsense is this?
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