Aw: Joba Chamberlain misses his laptop-equipped locker

Poor baby.

Keep reading the story to see how the reporter braved Yawkey Way to ask Sox fans if they wouldn't really rather have the creature comforts of a $1.3-billion taxpayer-funded stadium:

David Surabian of Providence, R.I., wanted to know if all the Yankee Stadium seats were cushioned, or "is it just the empty ones?"