Tanning booths on the Red Line?

That'd be one way for the T to make some extra money, although obviously, the booths would be kind of small.

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Supplemental tanning for people limited to Puritan beaches?

Or is this more of a whips&chains service, for getting one's hide tanned?

HAHA thats what I was

HAHA thats what I was thinking too... I always do feel like Ive been beaten and violated everytime I take the MBTA at rush hour anyway

Just as long as

Just as long as there is "NO ASSING ROUGH"

Judging by the size of the typical American ass these days the Ass Tan booths can't be too small.

Would work better on the Blue or Orange

You know those north shore girls!

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