Apparently, Northeastern couldn't find several thousand pairs of gloves in time

By adamg on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:26pm

Grads won't get traditional handshakes tomorrow. Or as James T. Kirk might say: SWIIIIINE!

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LOL

By DVDWow on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:45pm.

http://community.livejournal.com/northeastern/1528...

The Graduate

By Stevil on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:54pm.

To paraphrase the immortal words to Dustin Hoffman in the eminently a propos "The Graduate":

"Son, I've got one word for you. Latex."

This is all such bullshit.

By jeveuxsavoir on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:36pm.

And that's basically all there is to say. Were I graduating this year I would give the dean a big ol' hug. It's not a handshake!

i would nut tap the crusty

By anon on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:47pm.

i would nut tap the crusty old dean

Aaron Abernathy, I'm looking at you!

By Kaz on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:40am.

If I were the first person to graduate, I'd definitely take my diploma, stop at the end of the stage, turn around and shake every other classmate's hand.

This is about the brain-numbingest, stupidest thing I've ever heard.

um

By norm on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:44am.

Don't you mean, as Inspector Clouseau would say...?