Make Your Own Caption
By Suldog - 5/12/09 - 9:54 am
OK, so we all know the big fluff about Big Baby, right? He inadvertently ran into a young Orlando fan, and that kid's father has demanded an apology.
"The NBA makes it clear to not cross the sideline," he said in a telephone interview. "If I cross that line, the NBA will take away my tickets. It's a double standard."
So, today I ran across this photo accompanying Steve Bulpett's Herald piece.
Yep, same guy, same kid to his right.
I like to imagine he's saying: "Hey! This raging animal has come across the boundary and has his head between my legs! And he's making a goofy face and sticking out his tongue in defiance of said boundary! I demand an apology!"
If that doesn't do it for you, feel free to imagine your own caption.
Comments
Who is being the Big Baby?
If you sit courtside you have to understand that there's a chance that something from the field of play could hit you - be it a ball or a player. Just like in a baseball game it's understood that you have to keep an eye out for foul balls. If the father doesn't like it, he shouldn't have courtside seats.
Stick to Hockey
J258, you win! Got there first - and I'm sure I'm not the only one who wanted to use the same subject line!
These entitled and spoiled bozos need to go read their damn tickets carefully, and then go to a hockey game instead. At least then you get a barrier.
You know, if Big Baby fell in my lap, I'd consider it a privilege. I mean, Rondo is more my type, but hey: how often do you get a piece of NBA playoff action like that?
I am willing to take the
I am willing to take the rest of his courtside tickets off of his hands, you know for the sake of the child...
The guys playing a game, running back and forth, at some point its bound to happen that he will fall into the crowd that is right on top of the court!
Caption
Hey! Now I got black people sweat on my chinos!
This guy should have bigger concerns
Like what does it say about your son to have one black shoelace and one pink shoelace?
What color is that bracelet?
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Bracelet
Looks like an admission no-tear bracelet. They probably use them to quickly determine if someone belongs at the floor seats entrance or not (they do the same at the Green Monster seating).
Or perhaps it's a "yes you can drink beer" bracelet
indicating that someone has checked his ID and that he's over 21.
Caption
"The Aristocrats!"
Not sure of the caption, but ...
it does somewhat remind me of some of the carvings I saw on Aztec temples where a frog was giving birth to a god or a leader type who was sticking his tongue out.
How about this: Doushlsquatl births the god Rajonrondo in this depiction of an ancient Mezoamerican legend.
Mother of all...
...epidurals must've been involved in that one.
Is it just me...
..or is Rondo flashing a thumbs up? The expression definitely says to me "Hey, Big Baby, check it out—got him again!"
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Can I get a third?
I would so love it if they made a habit out of falling on this guy.
Yup, sounds like he is trying to milk this for something
tickets, money, notoriety. Seems very whiny.
Notoriety
They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but I think this might break the rule. This is so not the kind of notoriety I'd want to have. If you googled my name, and the first thing you came up with was people rightly calling me a douchebag...
And, yes, before you ask, this is why I blog under a pseudonym.
Ditto
He comes off as such a whiner, I hope whatever he gets is worth being considered a pansy for the rest of his life.
What the Celtics should do...
Is give this guy a pair of tickets for the nosebleed section for the next game, in exchange for his courtside pair. That way he and his son won't run the risk of accidentally being run into/fallen on by one of those rogue basketball players trying to do their job.
This happened in Orlando
not here in Boston.
Ah. Shows how much I follow
Ah. Shows how much I follow the basketball. Whatever team this guy's complaining to, then.