Police arrest pair who probably won't be starring in a bromantic comedy

Boston Police report arresting a pair of college-age roommates at 143 Hillside St. in Mission Hill around 4 a.m. Thursday for a knock-down, drag-out fight that kept the neighbors up as they reportedly threw furniture at each other despite, police say, being very drunk.

A third roommate was arrested after police asked him why his knuckles were all scraped up and he said that was from repeatedly punching the apartment walls, which officers noted had a number of seemingly fresh holes in them.

Innocent, etc.