Boston Police vow not to cover up zombie attacks

Last night, Boston Police tweeted that an officer was being rushed to Beth Israel with "human bite to arm."

This morning, Willcady asked if BPD would acknowledge if that were a zombie attack.

Yes, absolutely.

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Haha Awesome

"If there's a real zombie attack, make sure to call 911 and not message us."

Between the goth attack and

Between the goth attack and the zombie attack Im afraid Boston is under siege by a third rate Rob Zombie movie.

Let's not forget the vampire

Let's not forget the vampire affair at Boston Latin...

Exactly!

That's why I'm not buying their candor on zombie attacks! They were *totally* hiding the vampires before!!

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