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Sometimes headline writers give away too much of the story

Take this headline on Channel 4's Web site (please):

Beached Whale On Cape Has Gigantic Swollen Tongue

Ed. blecch note: If you actually click on that link, one guess what'll be the first thing you see.

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"You don't want an open

By ShadyMilkMan | Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:17am

"You don't want an open carcass on the beach on a busy weekend," Harry told the paper.

Well, talk about understatements!

Not on a holiday weekend, Brody!

By Spatch | Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:26am

And I'm not going to stand here and watch that thing get cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!

better be careful there, or

By anon (not verified) | Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:28am

better be careful there, or you might have more of a problem then a closed beach.

Measuring Blast Potential

By SwirlyGrrl | Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:17am

Would that be equivalent to a one megatongue bomb?

SHAMWOW guy?

By bostnkid | Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41am

did he try to kiss this whale?

Therese Murray?

By anon (not verified) | Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:09am

Therese Murray?

Wow.

By anon (not verified) | Sat, 05/23/2009 - 3:25pm

That is indeed a gigantic swollen tongue.

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