Or as the Swellesley Report puts it after two fake 911 calls were called in from Wellesley Middle School, following two phony bomb threats over the past week: Insanity continues at Wellesley Middle School.

Tough kids, huh? They should ship 'em over to the Irving Middle School in Roslindale, where, Wicked Local Roslindale informs us, a young miscreant was arrested inside the school on a charge of assault and battery. I suspect those Wellesley kids wouldn't last 15 minutes (more of what the suburbanites would face).