Associated Press and Channel 7 think you should know this
By adamg - 6/5/09 - 2:09 pm
Must be a slow news day across New England:
NH 18-year-old charged with taking Cheez Whiz
The story is about some kid in New Hampshire who, yes, allegedly tried to walk out of his former workplace - a Market Basket - with a purloined can of Cheez Whiz. Complete with a mug shot of the desperado.
Comments
Prediction
I predict that stunt is gonna cost Market Basket a lot more than a can of spray cheese.
It's your classic Clark
It's your classic Clark Rockefeller syndrome. Cheese, that gets stolen all the time.
Now, Cheese Whiz. There you have yourself a story.
Is that...
Cheez Whiz in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Cheese-spraying phallic object grasped in symbolic protest
This week, I saw thin Asian woman at a supermarket produce table slip a very large orange (or similar fruit) into the pocket of her oversized jacket. I took a second glance shortly after, and there was no suggestive bulge.
Channel 7
Another reason I don't watch Ch.7 news.
Ordered to get a job
The kid "was ordered held on $10,000 bail and ordered to get a job within 14 days."
And this story will be really helpful in achieving that goal.
It starts with Cheez Whiz...
Next thing you know, its Cheezits, then Fruit Loops, then hamburger, then sirloin steaks.....then... who knows
The real question
Did he live in MA? If so, since Market Basket has a business presence in MA, he's going to have to pay some taxes on that ...
(assuming that cheez-whiz is not food ...)
LOL! Good form!
LOL! Good form!
Yeah, we're strange like that.
When people with prior criminal records commit crimes in New Hampshire, we arrest them and do what we can to hold them accountable. I know that's a foreign concept to Massachusetts folks, this punishing of criminals nonsense.
(Innocent until proven guilty...etc.)