Blow by beautiful blow of last night's game

Beth tells us what happened through the seventh.

Red: Yankees Successfully Re-apply for Position of Red Sox' Favorite Chew Toy:

I want to go on record right now: If the Red Sox don't win the 2009 World Series, but manage to go 19-0 against the Yankees in the regular season, I'd be fine with it.

Because there's something outlandishly awesome about watching the bloated, five-hundred million dollar circus roll into town, unload the high-priced talent on our field, fumble aimlessly for a couple hours, then leave like a pack of waterfront hobos, scuffling for the last remaining bits of their pride, with Youkbacca's cleat stuffed up their collective South 40. ...