Well, at least he didn't run into anything
By adamg - 8/17/09 - 6:29 am
Drawbridge operator charged with being drunk while on duty, Channel 5 reports: Boston DPW worker charged with being incapacitated by means of excessive alcohol at the McArdle Bridge.

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And the bridge itself?
Way to bury the lede...
Thankyougoodnight!
Did you make up that paragraph?
It's not in the story.
Ron
All I can say is
*** BREAKING UPDATE MUST CREDIT UNIVERSAL HUB ***
Thanks for drawing our attention to this
There you go
Oh, now I see what I did... my bad. I should have said:
If there's one thing that's important to a suspension-bridge pun, it's tensegrity.
Not formally charged
According to the article, he was taken into protective custody but not formally charged. Maybe they're still trying to figure out which law covers "operating a drawbridge while intoxicated" :-)