The man with the irresistible meat in his pants

The MetroWest Daily News reports police lost track of an armed-robbery suspect when the police dog sniffing his trail was drawn to the smell of meat in the pants of a homeless man - who'd just shoplifted it from a Stop & Shop.

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Is that red meat in your pants?

Or did you just rob a bank and have the teller slip you the exploding dye-pack?

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"The man with the irresistible meat in his pants"

It's going to be hard to beat that meat blog post title. Well done.

That's a direct challenge to you Swrrly.
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How about "Cop Dog Tries

How about

"Cop Dog Tries Steak-out Technique"?

"Hey, Buddy, want some meat?"

"Police Pooch Prefers Bum's Rump Roast"

Or ...

Why McGruff tried to take a bite out of crime.

Is that meat in your pants?

Is that meat in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

I thought these dogs were supposed to be trained to not divert like this? Maybe it's our old friend HyperLab the MBTA insecurity dog?

I guess this gives a whole new meaning to "beefing up patrols". In any case, it would make a great diversionary tactic for future accomplices in future robberies.

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