The Herald roars about the kid who plunged into the Franklin Park Zoo gorilla enclosure made up to look like a lion den because the makers of the latest Kevin James vehicle don't think the real lion den is realistic enough or something.
I've become so jaded by today's media/publicity engines that my first thought when I read that he broke through a net meant for safety AND it wasn't clear if the boy had actually paid to enter the zoo was:
"Did they just fake a child's fall to drum up news on their movie?"
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Near Darwin miss, or
Near Darwin miss, or curiosity almost killed the cat?
I'm ashamed of myself
I've become so jaded by today's media/publicity engines that my first thought when I read that he broke through a net meant for safety AND it wasn't clear if the boy had actually paid to enter the zoo was:
"Did they just fake a child's fall to drum up news on their movie?"