Shark Week at the Herald fails to live up to expectations
By adamg - 9/5/09 - 8:08 am
Headline: Shark sightings put Cape on alert.
Story: "Year-round residents aren't fazed."
A real newspaper would hire some gruff, squint-eyed sea captain so the reporter could get into a shark cage and go mano-a-finno with the Great Beast. Surely, two-fisted Herald maritime reporter O'Ryan Johnson isn't scared of a little fish, is he?

Comments
We're going to need a bigger
We're going to need a bigger reporter.
Why stop at one?
Can we pick which reporters to feed-- er, assign to the sharks?