Who needs Andy Card when you've got Jack E. Robinson?

Red Mass. Group reports Jack E. Robinson has taken out papers for a possible Senate run. Yes, car-crashing, grope-denying Jack E. Robinson.

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This is so hard for me ...

God, another chance to not come in last in a political race??

Markey not running

Jack E. Robinson

So groper Jack E. Robinson is seeking to replace an alcoholic, serial adultering, manslaughterer? Sadly, it would be an upgrade.

Hey, I had dibs on Jack E. Robinson!

I was the first one to float his name regarding this race. Credit where credit is due!

You win!

First prize: A ride down the Jamaicaway with Jack E. ...

So in other words, he's a Ted clone?

Yeah, Robinson is a clown, but get over yourselves, people.

And don't forget...

the star shaped Kung Fu Ninja death stars!

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