Carrot addict runs for Senate

At least, that's the impression one gets from Canton Selectman Bob Burr's new Web site for his race against Scott Brown in the Republican Senate primary:

Orange dude

Via KennedySeat.com.

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He could just be a very

He could just be a very angry man

Orange you glad

that he asked for your vote? I'm sure the spray-tan industry will be happy.

Too bad he's not running against Montana's Blue Man

Because that would be some race. True-blue bids for Senate (2002, but I still love it).

Catching that mayoral virus

Did he snuggle up too close to Menino and catch that virus that makes his skin turn this color?

The About the Candidate

The About the Candidate section is rather poorly written:

My story is not unique to free Americans.

Free Americans as opposed to whom - slaves?

Stand-up Guy

Regardless of how the colors of Burr's website appear on everyone's monitors, Bob is a self-made man and a stand-up guy with a true concern for the citizens of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. He has a lot of great ideas and he never wastes time getting an important job done. I'm sure he intends to improve his site, and will likely incorporate many of your suggestions in the next iteration.

Bob Burr has my vote.

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