With beer pong now linked to swine-flu outbreaks, my God, what's next? The Herald demands answers.
You mean dipping the ball in a cup of water doesn't disinfect it?
I think that should read "Herald reports sarcastically..."
Joe is usually very serious about things.
Reminds me of the Boone's train I took part in one New Year's. Someone jokingly called it the "Herpes Train." Pass a case of Boone's Farm around the circle until it's empty. Good times.