What was so valuable in the Phoenix today?

UPDATE: Rush over to your nearest Phoenix box now for a card worth 30 minutes of free time on a porn site. That's what was worth pawing through all those papers for.

On-the-street reporter Matthew files this puzzler:

Over by North Station I witnessed someone pull the entire stack of papers out of the box. He went through each one to pull out a small white-ish piece of paper.

It didn't look like it was the first distributon box he hit either ...

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Gift card for 30 Minutes of

Gift card for 30 Minutes of Free Porn. I swear - I was in the office all day.

Chris Faraone (not verified) | Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:40pm
Will LaTulippe | Thu, 10/22/2009 - 6:12pm

Wait, wait, wait...

You mean there's porn on the internet??

Why am I just learning these things!!!

Kaz | Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:34pm

Should be easy to identify

Should be easy to identify the guy. he'll be the one with cramps in his hand tomorrow.

crazylegs (not verified) | Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:52am

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