I never sausage a thing

Dramatic shot of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile outside the Community College T stop.

Quick, which will take over your entire brain faster? The jingle for Oscar Meyer or the one for Fluff?

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Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer weiner!

Adam, I hate to tell you this ...

but you just can't cut the mustard anymore with these lousy jokes. You need to ketchup to the times before we can relish your humor again!

I appreciate your frank response

I guess I did ask for you to do your wurst.

Wurst?

Adam, I meant that as a back-handed condiment.

You guys are in the general Ballpark of humor...

...but hardly on a roll.

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