An announcement the MBTA really needs to do
Finn proposes:
Hi, this is Andre Tippett of the New England Patriots. If you yell on your phone on the MBTA, Wilfork will sit on you.
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Actually, that should read
"If you TALK on your phone on the MBTA". Otherwise I fully agree with the concept.
I think it should be if you
I think it should be if you "yell." In general, when people are talking on the phone on the T, it's just like two people are having a conversation next to you, except you're only hearing one side. (Perhaps that your issue, roadman, is that you're extra nosey and if you can't hear both sides, you dont want to hear anything at all?) Either way, it's just like a conversation. Why not just ban all noise-making on the T? Watch out, heavy-breathers, we're coming for you!
Since we are unfamilar with sarcasm, ...
My comment was made purely in jest, as a total ban would be completely impractical.