Sox fan to Johnny: Enough

Basegirl gazes upon that full-page Johnny Damon thank-you ad in the Globe today and addresses No. 18:

... Actually, I don't really want to miss you. I just want you to go away.

Let it go, JD. We already have.

Call of the Green Monster reveals the original text of the ad:

... "As you might have imagine, Johnny doesn't exactly write all that well," Damon's agent, Scott Boras, told COTGM, speaking on the condition of anonymity. "I had to rewrite the entire thing." Damon's original message paid tribute to all the "hot-looking babes" in Boston, going into excruciatingly private details about his bachelor days and subsequent marriage to his wife, Michelle. ...