Dinner at Kowloon

Karl reminds us why Kowloon is on Rte. 1 in Saugus - it just wouldn't fit anywhere else:

... Despite the fact that very few menu items at Kowloon cost more than $9.99, the thing to do for this rare breed is to dress to the nines for their big night out. No, I'm not talking Armani. I'm talking sequined tube tops (mostly silver or gold). I'm talking micro-mini skirts. I'm talking high heels that would put Jessica Simpson to shame. I'm talking skin-tight low-cut lycra shirts. ... And the men were equally decked out in their finest. Somehow, shirts in the northern suburbs of Boston don't come with buttons anywhere near the neck. And who knew that it was a requirement to wear a gold hoop in both ears? I didn't. And it goes without saying that hair must be spiked straight up using the most crisp and shiny styling product available. ...