St. Patrick's Day, Quincy Market style

On Involuntary Slacker, Lyss describes the scene (before abandoning it for the non-green environs of the Union Oyster House):

... As we waited in line, the friends an I spotted this girl licking the shaved head of a bald guy through the window of the nearby Bell in Hand bar. Then she got on his lap (facing him) and began rhythmically moving up and down. ...