Where's the cranberry sauce when you need it?

Neil McCabe wings it with photographs of one of the wild turkeys of North Cambridge - which apparently made it across Mass. Ave. without ruffling a feather:

... Here a turkey passes the evening in the parking lot and lawn of St. John the Evangelist Church.

Abby doesn't chicken out when she sees a turkey on Green Street in Jamaica Plain - she takes its photo.

Earlier:
Beaking news: Avian marauders roam the streets of Cambridge, Somerville, Forest Hills, oh my God, they're EVERYWHERE!