A Parkway Transcript article makes you go "Hmm, wonder how long before they file a lawsuit?"

Seems police arrested two Rozzie guys, one 22, one 15, for a botched hold-up attempt at the Bank of America branch in Roslindale Square after a bank security officer fingered the pair.

Police, however, quickly released the two after noticing they looked absolutely nothing like the two Virgil Starkwells on the tape and learning that the security guard was not even in the bank at the time of the failed holdup.