Whitey Bulger as cross-dresser

Best Craigslist post of the day:

We are going off Broadway with a new play that tells the story of James Whitey Bulger and his long and odorous relationship with the FBI. We are looking for an elderly actor who is not afraid to throw on some support hose and a nappy old bra to portray the legedary gangster. We also need a junkie with long black hair and AIDS to portray the Choctaw Kid, as well as a corrupt midget to play the part of William Bulger (will accept dwarfs). Serious inquiries only. ...

Via The Revelation of St. Othniel Caffeinaeus.