Cows

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Cows don't have horns

At least I feel pretty confident saying cows don't have horns. Bulls have horns, but they don't have udders. Our fiberglass bovine friends have both.

They can still be of the distaff variety

The Austin Public Library, which is in Texas, where they know cows, says cows can have horns.

Thank god

I thought the she-male cow/bull was a sign of the apocalypse. I only know of genetically modified corn and soybeans from my people in Indiana.

Oh, why didn't you say you wanted a sign of the apocalypse?

Could this little calf born last month in Israel bring about Armageddon?

Although that article's from 2002, so maybe Armageddon got caught on 128 or something.

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