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He doesn't get it

Whenever Joyce ambles by the Sound Bites cafe in Somerville's Ball Square on a Sunday, he sees a long line outside. And fails to get it:

... However, one must wonder how fantastic and delicious any menu can be to warrant standing outside, in the cold of a New England winter, for what is surely at least a half-hour. What are in those omelettes that makes people wait outside, freezing in the wind, sipping quickly-cooling coffee? Especially when there is a diner up the block and another cafe across the street? ...

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Dear Sir,

Please note that yr humble correspondent is actually a man; "Joyce" being the name of Cornet George Joyce, and "Jun'r" being a signifier of my descent from that great knave.

Yrs Sincerely, &c.,
Joyce Jun'r
Chairman of the Committee of Tarring and Feathering

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Consider it fixed - and myself corrected! My humblest apologies.

Yr ob'd't serv't,
Adam, who once covered a town where the Town Moderator's name was Katherine L. "Gig" Babson Jr., so obviously was influenced for life.

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Good Sir,

Think nothing of it; it is a mistake yr humble correspondent is sure a good many of my loyal readers have made in the past.

Do continue your good and decent work, sir.

Yrs Sincerely, &c.,
Joyce Jun'r

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